Guide To Attracting Anime Fangirls.

As anime becomes more and more popular here in America, more and more females are becoming fan girls. These Girls will swoon over any guy that seems remotely similar to the Bishōnen (beautiful boy) in their favorite animes. So here for all you guys is a guide to attracting fan girls and being Bishōnen.

STEP 1: Be apathetic. The Bishōnen cares about pretty much nothing. However it’s not absolutely necessary to change your entire personality. Here are some tips to make you seem apathetic.

TIP 1: Look bored. This is probably one of the easiest things to do. It’s very important that your rarely smile and look like your off in your own world. A very relaxed posture is key as well. Things like slacked shoulders and hands in the pocket portray this very well.

TIP 2: Have no interest in girls. This is a bit more difficult but absolutely necessary. Bishōnen are loners and very rarely seek out companionship. Don’t worry your mysteriousness and prettiness will get the girls interested. The only time when you should really care about the girl is when the time is right. This usual depends on the girl your trying to get. But make sure you take your time giving the girl more interest. Fan girls enjoy challenging boyfriends.

STEP 2: The hair. Every good Bishōnen has a specific style of hair, long with bangs over the face covering or almost covering the eyes. To be honest it is pretty much like an Emo hairstyle in many ways (NOTE: Being emo is sometimes a good idea and can interest more girls, but be sure to keep it to a minimum, Bishōnen are not emo, they just don’t care.)

TIP: If possible, dye your hair. It’s best for the color to be not natural here’s a list of colors which work well.

Red
Blue
Blonde
Silver (Be careful, with this hair color some people may think you are evil)

Really anything goes, just make sure it’s not black.

STEP 3: The outfit. Your best option is going with a long sleeve polo shirt. Stuff from Abercrombie & Fitch or American Eagle or something similar is your best bet. Now what’s important is how you wear it. The first few buttons must be unbuttoned. Or if you wish you could have it completely unbuttoned, just make sure you have an undershirt.

Well hope your quest to attract anime fan girls goes well and that this guide was useful.

-Kyle

My Cat Got Ran Over.

First and foremost he is alive. So no worries there.

Anyway some time this weekend my Cat JoJo (I din't name him, I rather call him Ghost.) Got his tail ran over by a car. WHich also caused a slight dislocation of his spinal cord.

So there are going to have to amputate his tail and there is a possibility of him having trouble going to the bathroom.

But he his alive and if he can handle getting ran over he can handle just about anything.

-Kyle
(Don't worry I'll get to the Movie Reviews this friday...expect to see what I'm going to watch on Friday.)

UPDATE (X2): He is now home with us and recovering...he did have to get his tail removed.

I love Moolattes

There are sooo good.

Whats a Moolatte you ask?

You know how Starbucks has those Frappuccino things? Basiclly it's a Coffee Smootee.

Well take that add some Icecream to it and make it a whole lot cheaper. Now you have a Moolatte.

Go buy one...NOW

(This is not a DQ ad, I just love those god damn things, and I needed to post SOMETHING.)

It is born.

Greetings! And other such hellos and what not. THIS is The Blog Without A Reason. A blog that obviously...has no real reason. However this may not be the case for long. In due time expect something that will shake the world of the internet as we know it. Bad...Movie...Reviews. I get to watch some really bad movie and give an extensive commentary on how bad it is. And for my first movie...well thats a secret. But it will be a doozy.

Anyway if you have a idea for somthing I should watch go ahead and send it to manaleak34@yahoo.com

A few rules:
No Porn or anthing too offensive...this is the internet for gods sake
Nothing in the theaters, I don't feel like paying money for your humor
Nothing extremely rare. If it's not on Netflix, chances are I can't find it.

But even if I don't get any suguestions.(which will probably happen) I have plenty of bad movies I can toture myself with! And maybe other stuff to write about...maybe.

-Kyle