Facial Hair Kicks Ass
If theres one thing true in this odd world of ours, it's the fact that woman happen to have a better looking body structure.
Heres a basic female body(possibly NSFW)
Notice despite the fact that shes simply just sitting there it's still very nice to look at. And it's not because of her ass. It's the fact thats she is very rounded. Curves are what make the female body nice to look at.
On the other hand we have a male body structure.
Ewww. It's not a very good picture but we know that males have almost no curves whatsoever and simply are hunks of flesh that are composed of nothing but straight lines.
Because we males hate being not good at something we try desperately to beat woman in who's body looks more appealing.
You can tell this guy is just trying his best to look more female by being more curvy, but you can easily see through his deception and subconscious homosexual desires to see the true unappealing male body structure he has.
Lets face the facts, our bodies will never be as appealing as females. So lets stop trying to be the best at somthing we're not good at and instead capitalize on something that we males are the best at.
Heres a basic female body(possibly NSFW)
Notice despite the fact that shes simply just sitting there it's still very nice to look at. And it's not because of her ass. It's the fact thats she is very rounded. Curves are what make the female body nice to look at.
On the other hand we have a male body structure.
Ewww. It's not a very good picture but we know that males have almost no curves whatsoever and simply are hunks of flesh that are composed of nothing but straight lines.Because we males hate being not good at something we try desperately to beat woman in who's body looks more appealing.
You can tell this guy is just trying his best to look more female by being more curvy, but you can easily see through his deception and subconscious homosexual desires to see the true unappealing male body structure he has.Lets face the facts, our bodies will never be as appealing as females. So lets stop trying to be the best at somthing we're not good at and instead capitalize on something that we males are the best at.
FACIAL HAIR
No woman can dare claim they can grow facial hair better than a man. Now there are some cases of bearded ladies but that was due to crazy hormones and lots of time. While most men are able to grow facial hair out of pure willpower.
Also to any female that claims facial hair is ugly is lying through their teeth. Because Chicks Dig Facial Hair. It's a undeniable fact that anyone with facial hair is automatically more charismatic. Why else would Teddy Roosevelt, Joseph Stalin, Adolph Hitler, Fidel Castro and many other political leaders be so popular?
Facial hair needs to make a comeback because I see too little of it in this world today, and it worries me the path this society will take if males don't get their act straight and get back to leaving some hair on their face when they shave. And yes you should shave. A mess of hair on your face is not facial hair. Thats just ugly.
But seriously, males need to stop being pussies and trying to be more effeminate in their looks. Leave that to the females, thats their job. Fuck abercrombie and fitch, Gap, and all those other fucks for turning males into appearance caring whores. Just be yourself. So hope this teaches you the importance of facial hair. Now grow some damn it.
No woman can dare claim they can grow facial hair better than a man. Now there are some cases of bearded ladies but that was due to crazy hormones and lots of time. While most men are able to grow facial hair out of pure willpower.
Also to any female that claims facial hair is ugly is lying through their teeth. Because Chicks Dig Facial Hair. It's a undeniable fact that anyone with facial hair is automatically more charismatic. Why else would Teddy Roosevelt, Joseph Stalin, Adolph Hitler, Fidel Castro and many other political leaders be so popular?
Facial hair needs to make a comeback because I see too little of it in this world today, and it worries me the path this society will take if males don't get their act straight and get back to leaving some hair on their face when they shave. And yes you should shave. A mess of hair on your face is not facial hair. Thats just ugly.
But seriously, males need to stop being pussies and trying to be more effeminate in their looks. Leave that to the females, thats their job. Fuck abercrombie and fitch, Gap, and all those other fucks for turning males into appearance caring whores. Just be yourself. So hope this teaches you the importance of facial hair. Now grow some damn it.
posted by manaleak34 at 2:56 PM
3 Comments:
FACIAL HAIR IS LOVE <3 MOOSTACHES ARE SMEXY!11!!one!
But in all seriousness, men are beautiful. You shouldn't say that men are just hunks of flesh... women are hunks of flesh too, 'cept with more estrogen. You don't seem to realize that women tend to be fatter and also hairy in some places, like men are. Women tend to be mushy and squishy while men aren't. Women are short and have wider hips/butts and aren't as 'toned' as guys are. Women are kinda cool but not all THAT aesthetically pleasing. I agree with you that men shouldn't aspire to be beautiful in a 'feminine' manner, (curvy men would look wierd lol, messed up anatomy) but that's not to say that the Male figure can't also be appreciated for the wonderful amazing thing that it is. Men have amazing anatomy... their faces have bigger jaws and larger brow ridges, and they have amazing shoulders/backs/chests/arms/legs/everything!
So yeah, women are spiffy and curvy and stuff, but men are just as amazing. Men aren't unappealing or ugly. Different, yes, but they are also (structurally) amazing. Although I am a heterosexual woman, I can appreciate both the male and female figure for their individual beauty. Especially if the guy has a moostache. XD Nothing to do with the male figure I guess, but mustaches are AWESOME.
HoHO! What have we here?
Indeed an excellent post and brings to light a crucial issue within society today. BUT I must say that it's not as though facial hair has been forgotten. Quite the opposite, as most of the boyfriends of girls I know have facial hair and are not girly. Manliness and hair is truly what attracts women despite what the fashion magazines want you to believe. Fact!
Keep in mind there are those poor bastards such as I who take EONS to grow some acceptable face-fur and generally have to rely upon their other manly charms to attract the fairer sex. I don't deny the importance of facial hair, but it is not the single defining strength of a man. Much as dear Bryanna stated above, there ARE other attractive things about men that women cannot compete with even if we men often fail to see it. Male anatomy is not ugly, though we men see it that way because we'd rather be looking at women!
And congrats upon making a new blogpost my friend. I heartily await the day we have an all-out blog fight.
Thanks for writing this.
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